Yes, you have the ability to make a stranger very happy

All I want for Christmas (well, that’s too far... let me say Mardi Gras) is for someone with the appropriate skills to put Bernie’s mittens on Ali. I just can’t help it. This probably doesn’t qualify as a diary (story? blog post?) but if you can do it, humor me. Haha. I’m still feeling the unserious yet somehow necessary joy of the Bernie meme thang……..